insomniac adventures.

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

atripinsideaseperatemind:

When you see someone wearing a shirt of your favorite band

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ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

thelesbianguide:

I totally had the music playing in my head too

thelesbianguide:

I totally had the music playing in my head too

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

scottthepilgrim:

thetowndrugdealer:

scottthepilgrim:

somebody buy me an anime body pillow for my birthday

Instead of an anime character can i put the bee from the bee movie on it instead?

id be constatly aroused just make it somebody from seinfeld

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

doombladez:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

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I have never seen this GIF used more appropriately.

praisebetohelix:

chyphens:

gifboss:

Comfortable

kittens why

Kitten in a blanket made of other kittens.

praisebetohelix:

chyphens:

gifboss:

Comfortable

kittens why

Kitten in a blanket made of other kittens.

larrysbellybutton:

"your dress is too short"

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Dump Starbucks?

sktagg23:

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There is SERIOUSLY a “Dump Starbucks” campaign because the company supports marriage equality. Do you know who else supports marriage equality?

  • Apple
  • Microsoft
  • IBM
  • Google
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Ford
  • AT&T
  • Sprint
  • Coca-Cola
  • Pepsi
  • Kraft Foods
  • Nabisco
  • Amazon
  • eBay
  • Morgan Stanley
  • Liberty Mutual
  • Wells Fargo
  • Bank of America
  • Blue Cross Blue Shield
  • Nationwide
  • Allstate
  • State Farm
  • Viacom
  • General Motors
  • UPS

Like, okay homophobes: CHALLENGE PROPOSED.

MAKE ME CHOOSE:
ieroholic asked: Black Parade Frank or Danger Days Frank